With introduction of its hot new portable PC called the Vaio, instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows 98, 95, 3.1, NT and DOS operating systems, Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human face on what has been, until now, an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony. For example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own haiku poetry." The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error messages:

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
countless more exist

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.